The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition (Overused Buzzwords, by Lawrence Dorfman

By Lawrence Dorfman

CLICHÉ: noun

Etymology: French, actually, printer's stereotype, from previous participle of clichér, to stereotype, of imitative origin

Date: 1892

1 : a trite word or expression; additionally : the assumption expressed by way of it

2 : a hackneyed topic, characterization, or situation

3 : anything that has turn into overly typical or commonplace

In the phrases of Stephen Fry, "It is a cliché that almost all clichés are actual, yet then like such a lot clichés, that cliché is untrue." Clichés are like rationalizations: attempt going every week with no utilizing one. It can't be performed! they're the hobgoblin of little minds. for many people, when you start to take become aware of, they're fingernails on a chalkboard. From Shakespeare to Shakira; in song, on tv, on the video clips; within the boardroom, on a convention name, on-line or in individual, clichés have taken over the area. whereas a few nitwits may possibly say they're simply misunderstood, they didn't commence that approach. there has been a time once they have been new and colourful, shrewdpermanent and pithy. Now they're simply predictable—a vapid number of much-too-familiar descriptions or metaphors that regularly change clever dialog, speech, or writing.This booklet is a set of the main overused words of all time. with a bit of luck, it'll make you snicker. with a bit of luck, it'll cause them to imagine. And on the finish of the day, if the early chicken catches the computer virus and the gradual and regular win the race . . . Please . . . kill . . . me . . . now.

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